Jokes

Our Jokes

• https://github.com/silky/jokes/issues/8
• Q: Why couldn't the Haskell movie director hire any stars? A: Erlang had taken all the actors.
• Compose Yourself!
• After you compose you can decompose
• Swag Committee

Jokes Competition Submissions

• Sean Seefried
  • Dr Suess was a Haskell programmer. Why? Just look at the type of combinator parsers.
  • A parser for things is a function from strings to lists of pairs of strings and things!
  • Parser a :: String -> [(String, a)]
  • P.s. Don't want to get prize for this but please read it out
• Sean Seefried
  • What did the person who loves referential transparency demand.
  • We want equality!
• Sean Seefried
  • What did the integer say to the C compiler at an audition?
  • Please don't type cast me
• Steve Purcell
  • Functional programmers don't grow old, they just decompose.
  • I had a voucher for a free curry, but the waiter told me it only partially applied.
  • JavaScript: undefined is not a function.
  • Haskell: undefined can be any function.
  • Someone once described me as a bit shifty, which I took as two compliments.
• Kris Jenkins
  • What’s the difference between a pessimist, an optimist, and an AWS consultant?
  • A pessimist says the glass is half empty,
  • An optimist says the glass is half full,
  • And the AWS consultant says the water will scale.