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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<title>Résumé</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://volodymyrkushnir.com/assets/stylesheets/base.css">
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<body>
<main>
<article>
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<div class="stackable grid">
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<div class="three wide center aligned column">
<!-- Avatar -->
</div>
<div class="thirteen wide column">
<div class="stackable grid">
<div class="sixteen wide column">
<h3><a id="user-content-donald-trump" class="anchor" aria-hidden="true" href="#donald-trump"><svg
class="octicon octicon-link" viewBox="0 0 16 16" version="1.1" width="16" height="16"
aria-hidden="true">
<path fill-rule="evenodd"
d="M4 9h1v1H4c-1.5 0-3-1.69-3-3.5S2.55 3 4 3h4c1.45 0 3 1.69 3 3.5 0 1.41-.91 2.72-2 3.25V8.59c.58-.45 1-1.27 1-2.09C10 5.22 8.98 4 8 4H4c-.98 0-2 1.22-2 2.5S3 9 4 9zm9-3h-1v1h1c1 0 2 1.22 2 2.5S13.98 12 13 12H9c-.98 0-2-1.22-2-2.5 0-.83.42-1.64 1-2.09V6.25c-1.09.53-2 1.84-2 3.25C6 11.31 7.55 13 9 13h4c1.45 0 3-1.69 3-3.5S14.5 6 13 6z">
</path>
</svg></a>DONALD TRUMP</h3>
<ul class="contacts">
<li>
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump" rel="author" class="facebook">
<svg class="icon" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 448 512">
<path
d="M448 56.7v398.5c0 13.7-11.1 24.7-24.7 24.7H309.1V306.5h58.2l8.7-67.6h-67v-43.2c0-19.6 5.4-32.9 33.5-32.9h35.8v-60.5c-6.2-.8-27.4-2.7-52.2-2.7-51.6 0-87 31.5-87 89.4v49.9h-58.4v67.6h58.4V480H24.7C11.1 480 0 468.9 0 455.3V56.7C0 43.1 11.1 32 24.7 32h398.5c13.7 0 24.8 11.1 24.8 24.7z">
</path>
</svg>
<span>Donald J. Trump</span>
</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="mailto:realDonaldTrump@whitehouse.gov" rel="author" class="mail">
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d="M502.3 190.8c3.9-3.1 9.7-.2 9.7 4.7V400c0 26.5-21.5 48-48 48H48c-26.5 0-48-21.5-48-48V195.6c0-5 5.7-7.8 9.7-4.7 22.4 17.4 52.1 39.5 154.1 113.6 21.1 15.4 56.7 47.8 92.2 47.6 35.7.3 72-32.8 92.3-47.6 102-74.1 131.6-96.3 154-113.7zM256 320c23.2.4 56.6-29.2 73.4-41.4 132.7-96.3 142.8-104.7 173.4-128.7 5.8-4.5 9.2-11.5 9.2-18.9v-19c0-26.5-21.5-48-48-48H48C21.5 64 0 85.5 0 112v19c0 7.4 3.4 14.3 9.2 18.9 30.6 23.9 40.7 32.4 173.4 128.7 16.8 12.2 50.2 41.8 73.4 41.4z">
</path>
</svg>
<span>realDonaldTrump@whitehouse.gov</span>
</a>
</li>
<ul>
<li>
<a href="https://volodymyrkushnir.com/" rel="author" class="website">
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</svg>
<span>https://volodymyrkushnir.com/</span>
</a>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
<div class="sixteen wide mobile only column">
<div class="divider"></div>
</div>
<div class="sixteen wide column">
<h2>Resume</h2>
<p>— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been
more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful
like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but
my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not
your fault.</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="row">
<div class="sixteen wide column">
<div class="fat divider"></div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="row">
<div class="ten wide column">
<h3>Experience</h3>
<h5>Recent</h5>
<ul class="timeline">
<li>
<p><em>2017</em></p>
<p>Became 45th president of the United States</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2016</em></p>
<p>Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2015</em></p>
<p>Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2009</em></p>
<p>Changed my mind and became Republican again</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2005</em></p>
<p>Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and
other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship,
and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these
ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25
million to settle that...</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2002</em></p>
<p>Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park
Avenue. I sure do like my surname!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2001</em></p>
<p>Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party</p>
</li>
<br>
<h5>Back then</h5>
<li>
<p><em>1999</em></p>
<p>Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also
switched to the Reform Party that year</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1997</em></p>
<p>Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the
other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in
the history of New York City</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1996</em></p>
<p>Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on
Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1994</em></p>
<p>Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury
property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1989 ― 1992</em></p>
<p>Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is
American Airlines Shuttle, btw</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1989, 1990</em></p>
<p>Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great
enough for that cycling competition?</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1988</em></p>
<p>Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the
building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it
for a lot of cash in 1995)</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1987</em></p>
<p>Registered as a Republican</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1985</em></p>
<p>I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You can join if you
pay $200K initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is very expensive to be
rich). That year I also opened a casino called Trump Castle. My wife Ivana became a manager, because
she is another Trump!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1983</em></p>
<p>I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play schedule and
filed an antitrust lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not doing so good now,
but back then they were great!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1980</em></p>
<p>Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan, I payed a crew of undocumented Polish
workers to demolish the historic Bonwit Teller store, including art deco features. All this to make
architectural critic Paul Goldberger say in 1983 that the tower's atrium is "the most pleasant
interior public space to be completed in New York in some years". At the same time I also started a
repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park and completed the work in three months for $1.95
million, which was $775,000 less than the initial budget!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1978</em></p>
<p>Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the Grand Hyatt
Hotel in 2 years of remodeling</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1971</em></p>
<p>Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1968</em></p>
<p>Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump & Son</p>
</li>
</ul>
<br>
<h3>PERSONAL LIFE</h3>
<ul class="timeline">
<li>
<p><em>2006</em></p>
<p>Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>2005</em></p>
<p>Married her</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1998</em></p>
<p>Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1999</em></p>
<p>Divorced Marla ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1993</em></p>
<p>Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery
as well</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1992</em></p>
<p>Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them
all!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1984</em></p>
<p>Birth of Eric Trump</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1982</em></p>
<p>Birth of Ivanka Trump</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1977</em></p>
<p>My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p><em>1977</em></p>
<p>Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková</p>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
<div class="six wide column">
<section>
<h3>Languages</h3>
<p class="tags small"> <span class="language" lang="en">🇺🇸 ENGLISH</span></p>
</section>
<section>
<h3>Skills</h3>
<p class="tags small"><strong>NEGOTIATING</strong> COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SINGING REPORTING
INCORPORATING
SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING <strong>COMPETING</strong> TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING
ORGANIZING FUNDING
<strong>DEBATING</strong> ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING</p>
</section>
<section>
<h3>Character</h3>
<p class="tags small">ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT
INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING</p>
</section>
<section>
<h3>Likes😃</h3>
<ul>
<li>FILET-O-FISH</li>
<li>BIG MAC</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs" rel="nofollow" savefrom_lm_index="0"
savefrom_lm="1">CHINA</a></li>
<li>BEAUTIFUL MODELS</li>
</ul>
</section>
<section>
<h3>Dislikes😞</h3>
<p class="tags small">DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN
BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS</p>
</section>
<section>
<h3>Wants😃</h3>
<p class="tags small bulleted"><span class="tag">BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE
DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS</span></p>
</section>
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